Thursday, August 20, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Enjoy unlimited polluting and climate destruction with JetBlue’s new All-You-Can-Emit Pass! For just $599* you can pollute with JetBlue anywhere you like, as often as you like, from September 8 to October 8, 2009. Use your All-You-Can-Emit Pass to cause global warming, sink island nations, or to visit your favorite polluted cities or to meet with a climate refugee. You might as well just do it all! With more than 50 cities to pollute in, and for just $599, it’s a deal you can’t pass up.
*Offer ends when climate crisis makes the Earth uninhabitable, or earlier, when coastal airports are underwater. Pass includes unlimited stratospheric pollution for one person on JetBlue operated flights between any cities in the JetBlue route network. Pass does not include certain external costs, including without limitation (a) melting the Arctic (b) rising sea levels (c) subsequent damage to coastal cities and climate refugees (d) spread of mosquitos and tropical disease (e) the climate crisis. Other restrictions apply, see 350.org/jetsmog for more complete deals.